I am stronger than Chuck Norris!


mr-lewis:

 I want an owl !


Asian Language Writing Systems

  • This is Korean: 안녕하세요
  • This is Chinese: 你好
  • This is Thai: สวัสดีครับ
  • This is Japanese: こんにちは
  • This is also Japanese: グッドモーニング
  • And this is also Japanese: 猛烈宇宙交響曲
  • Japanese is a whore of a language.
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little-shark:

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Had Permission To Blow Shit Up.

(Source: the-prisoner-of-baskerville)

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  • Person: Theatre is stupid
  • Person: Musicals are gay
  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me:
  • Police: So can you tell me what happened?
  • Me: He ran into my knife.
  • Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
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whosherlocked:

sammyshadenoughnow:

cat4music87:

world-shaker:

Guys.

It’s a Periodic. Table.

Oh. My. God.

I just flailed.

crying.


[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

laughingisbetter:

angelaazx:

satelliteheart24:

Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.
ALWAYS REBLOG

This was brilliant

(Source: surferdude182)


Via Lost and found


oh my, this is my dream room. :O

I’ve always wanted my room to be just like this one!! It’s absolutelly as I imagined…

(Source: yourperfecthouse)



3pirouette:

stargleek23:

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

Are HIMYM fanfics real? Like, they exist? 

I don’t know what the best part about this is… that it exists, or that I read it in Bob Saget’s voice. 


cataquack:

seneca—-crane:

  • Argus Filch and the Students Out of Bed
  • Argus Filch and the Graffiti Everywhere
  • Argus Filch and the High Cost of Painting Repair
  • Argus Filch and the Massive Crowd That Leaves Trash Everywhere
  • Argus Filch and the Best Year Ever
  • Argus Filch and the Ruined Bathroom
  • Argus Filch and the Worst Mess He’s Ever Seen
Via Lost and found
  • Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
  • Teacher: What for?
  • Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
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